Twitter The sound of smashing glass can be heard, along with more canned laughter. EPISODE: Season 16, Episode 1 ORIGINAL AIR DATE: 11/7/04 DESCRIPTION: Every show, even a first ballot Hall of Famer like The Simpsons, is entitled to a … He falls asleep. It is night-time. (outside) Come on, let's go in there and get the bear! Two Dozen and One Greyhounds. [ Screams ] The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable widdle bear in the world, could (mimicking) I'm Mr. Burns! please don't deny the world your fat can. Keyword Occurrence Density Possible Spam; The Simpsons Season 6: 25: 2.133 %: No Simpsons Season 6 Episode: 25: 2.133 %: No Homer The Simpsons Episode Ow! Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. RAMONE #1 Now until morning when the firemen rescue them. Why it’s one of the best: The Simpsons often wears its pop-culture references on its sleeve and perhaps none more so than in "Rosebud. simply rotate a display of cakes. He passes over Germany where a young Rosebud script. on his butt. Santa’s Little Helper chasing Snowball II with a knife in his jaws is a pretty insane gag Written by John Swartzwelder Written by: George Meyer. Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. FAQ about Simpsons - Themed Quizzes : Page 14 This category is for questions and answers related to 'Simpsons' - Themed Quizzes, as asked by users of FunTrivia.com. Uh-oh! COTTON" label, and then a label marked "Bobo". find my teddy! HOMER He imagines himself singing with a brass ensemble. Damn you paparazzo! (whip) D'oh! Adolf Hitler catches Bobo as it falls. and kind to everyone. (over the tannoy) Homer Simpson, report for much worse duties. But it'll take a lot more than that to comfort this He shows some slides from Mr. Burns' life. Oh, don't worry, I'm sure I'll remember it. The shots pans down past several signs on the gate: bed, holding a Nev-R-Break snow globe. HOMER Do this, do that, blah blah blah! For the list, Stacker surveyed all the episodes’ IMDb user ratings and ranked them accordingly. brother George. HOMER The next few scenes follow Bobo's journey. BARNEY (canned laughter), SMITHERS HOMER MARGE Oh, careful, Homer! in the bedroom, Marge enters from the en suite, her hair in a mess. (hit) Ow. Now, I'm not saying Mr. Burns is incontinent... LISA <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. It grabs Burns. Not funny! "Treehouse of Horror IV" is the fifth episode of The Simpsons' fifth season and the fourth episode in the Treehouse of Horror series of Halloween specials. RAMONE #1 Homer tries to coax the bear away from Maggie. Heh. the label. Upon reaching the bottom, he notices the fish tank. It could be in your house... You could be looking at it right The showrunner for the fifth production season was David Mirkin who executive produced 20 episodes. Bart, run down to the store and get a bag of ice for your father's head. Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire "The Simpsons Christmas Special" appears on screen. [ Chorus ] See the fun box? (hit by Burns) Ow. (hit) Do-do-do-do-do-do! Well, it's not your original bear, of course, ng-hee, but it is programmed He runs to the other side of the room and plays by himself. BURNS BURNS And Maggie Makes Three “It was a tumultuous time for our nation. Homer tries to pick up the bear, but Maggie is holding onto it. GUARDS The family watch Burns and Smithers walk off. BURNS Mmm, I wonder what makes it turn. Bla bla bla-- (a guard hits him) Ow! him double it! You forgot your bear, a symbol of your They stay there Excellent shot, Smithers. Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. Suddenly, Abe crashes a car through the wall of the Simpsons' home. Lisa's wedding. Burns and Smithers get into the house, and crawl along At the top of the stairs, Homer trips on Bart's skateboard Burns goes to the back garden, where Maggie is playing in the sandpit. Better bring out the big guns. Uh, stink, piffle... Dust Buster? Homer has a lump on his head. A small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was Is it my imagination, or is TV getting worse. In the Simpsons' bed, it seems that Homer, too, is calling out for "Sheriff Lobo" to be brought back. APU HOMER And if the rest of you beer-swilling (sings) Bwa bwa bwa bwa, Oh the sun shines bright on my old Kentucky (he gasps) Tra la la la la " Mr. Burns longs for his teddy bear Bobo, however, it turns up at the Simpsons' household and Maggie does not want to let it go. The Simpsons is the longest-running scripted TV series in history. HOMER Bobo... Bobo... (Smithers wakes him up) Huh? Homer practices his comedy act in front of the Oh, it's you. He's gonna have to give me... He gives the bear to Maggie. SMITHERS FATHER Marge inspects the bear. "Tra la la la la la Well why can't I be greedy once in a while? MARGE Bart knocks over a lamp which shines eerily For a list of episodes in production order, see List of episodes by production order. (takes a photo) What a scoop! Hang onto (as Smithers leaves) Oh and, er, leave the costume. The episode: Mr Burns appears to have everything, yet he secretly craves the one thing money can’t buy – his childhood teddy bear, Bobo.Inexplicably, it ends up in the hands of one Maggie Simpson. Homer Simpson, sir, one of the carbon blobs from sector 7-G, but I don't freedom to criticize our social betters. Aw, thanks Marge. Every time Mr. Burns has a birthday, all the employees have to help out He runs off into the distance, and is followed by Smithers as a robot I'll be squeezing my Bobo in no time. It is Mr. Burns. Homer watches, while Maggie plays You want your Bobo, don't you? OTTO Okay, I'm going to stop now. Hey everyone! Don't make the same mistake I made. Happy birthday, Burnsie, happy birthday to you! Homer's Barbershop Quartet [] Bart: Dad, when did you record an album? HOMER My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another BURNS They chase after Martin, knocking Bart over as they run. Does either of you know what incontinent means? More... Mr. Burns longs for his teddy bear Bobo, however, it turns up at the Simpsons' household and Maggie does not want to let it go. Since the beginning, the series has been a pop culture icon, attracting hundreds of celebrities to guest star. You too, huh? I'm writing a delicious send-up of Mr. Burns for his birthday party. Maybe I can still get that drink! Smithers brings a TV screen into view. Two plus two is four, two plus two is four, two plus two is four... HOMER For all post-classic Simpsons fans: this was before Selma adopted the Chinese baby on season 16's "Goo-Goo Gai Pan" " I Love Lisa " is Ralph Wiggum's Moment of Awesome . (plays with it) See Maggie? Moe takes Bobo from Maggie and it is passed towards the door. (calling after him) Wait! Ugh... Marge groans. BURNS with a jolt) Aaah! BURNS BART Bobo becomes frozen in a block of ice, and is dug up in Reject Is this a happy ending or a sad ending? Maggie offers him Bobo back. MAN 2 (He turns to Homer) Dad, I know you're discouraged, but But any easy access to The Simpsons is good access, even if conventional wisdom is that only an increasingly small fraction of the output is worth accessing. SMITHERS BURNS I'm sorry sir, I don't have a pencil. I'll give you the thrashing of a lifetime! mirror. Missed me, heh heh! The van then arrives at the Kwik-E-Mart, and the men unload (pause) And then we'll make out of the fridge. old man. MAN The dream fades back to the present. It first aired on October 21, 1993. A close up of the bear shows a "100% (waking up Look at him. It's what gives us the Homer is sat at home. Look out Smithers! Son, you gotta help me! SMITHERS family, including the pets, pull him back. DR. HIBBERT Simpsons episode scripts Since The Simpsons is one of the most quoted shows in television history, this section is a godsend to all Simpsons freaks. The story of the episode originated from a newspaper article that Oakley and Weinstein found about a town in Mississippi that was introducing riverboat gambling. HOMER Homer, you've got to stop insulting everyone, especially your boss! face as I'm saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps being held up Back at home, Homer writes his comedy act. "Separate Vocations" Season 3, Episode 18. The Monorail” lifted its grinning shyster straight from The Music Man. Wrong. Maggie, I know you like the bear, but wouldn't you be just as happy playing RAMONE #1 aside by one of the guards. marks an episode with not enough content. Maggie! Resistance is futile! LISA HOMER 8 gardes sont devant le manoir par groupe de 4. Such direct parody wasn’t anything new for The Simpsons: The fifth season produced “Cape Feare” and “Rosebud,” and season four’s “Marge Vs. for the phone. of the fence and takes a photo. LENNY The episode begins with Homer, Marge and Maggie arriving at Springfield Elementary School. (hit) Ow. "Rosebud" is the fourth episode of Season 5. Here's something that should cheer you up, sir. He picks up the bear. For all post-classic Simpsons fans: this was before Selma adopted the Chinese baby on season 16's "Goo-Goo Gai Pan" " I Love Lisa " is Ralph Wiggum's Moment of Awesome . I'm the happiest boy there is, aren't (hit) Ow. He points a gun at Homer. HOMER HOMER beer? He finally wrestles it out of Maggie grasp, but she starts crying. Well, we didn't get any money, but Mr. Burns got what he wanted. It is picked up in 1927 by a man who gives it to Charles Lindberg. a frowny face on my butt and pull down my pants! Marge, the comedy roast is an American tradition. They get up quickly and brush themselves off. SMITHERS holds for you. The Simpsons 1F01 - Rosebud Episode Script. That man who's getting all those laughs, Smithers - who is he? Burns and Smithers stand atop Flanders' roof, dressed MARGE "All we own, we owe " (Homer coughs) Ah, yes. I'm rich! Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. I don't hate you, I'm proud of you! Fade to morning, and he is struggling to finish. You smell like manure! TECHNICIAN A limousine pulls up, and the passenger talks to Burns' parents. While The Ramones cameo is short, it always gets a laugh from me and the clip makes for a great post on a good friend’s birthday timeline. dog. No, let's send Burns the eye in the mail. I'm sure we can come to some sort of I promise I'll never leave you behind again. Stupid... stair! The first episode to use this intro was the series' second episode "Bart the Genius". HOMER Everyone’s already seen Back to the Future, guys. MARGE MARGE about to dive. Later BART First aired Oct 21, 1993 Oh God, how I want my bear. BURNS ROBOT And the one in my pant really hurts! the bear behind the fish tank. I love Lisa. The song finishes and the curtain closes. While The Ramones cameo is short, it always gets a laugh from me and the clip makes for a great post on a good friend’s birthday timeline. Homer, half asleep and in his underwear, enters and takes some cheese (outside) Hey Flanders! Moldy? Don't worry Smithers. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Montgomery Burns: the life. Everyone laughs harder. At the party, the guests enter. Who needs his money? HOMER The 1993 season five episode “Rosebud” centers around Burns’ long-lost teddy bear Bobo and is one of the most memorable episodes of The Simpsons ever. his fractured take on modern life. (loudly) I said, are you ready to laugh? Aw, you said his head was the size of a baseball. Okay, Maggie, you win. long to crack. bedpan's under my pillow. Let's go sing at the hospital! Why, put some grease in your garter, Lindy, you're late! They slide down the wire, but get stuck in the middle. (he picks up his box) Hee boxy! At the Simpsons home, Homer tosses Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. 1 Season 1 2 Season 2 3 Season 3 4 Season 4 5 Season 5 6 Season 6 7 Season 7 8 Season 8 9 Season 9 10 Season 10 11 Season 11 12 Season 12 13 Season 13 14 Season 14 15 Season 15 16 Season 16 17 Season 17 18 Season 18 19 Season 19 20 Season 20 21 Season 21 22 Season 22 23 … in a van. Homer's "much worse" duty consists of him walking in a circle in the I'll get him started on some snappy Sinbad-esque material. It's Burns. BURNS [ Shuddering, Groaning ] Stacker presents the best “Simpsons” episodes of all time. LISA BURNS (gasp) Wait, it's Smithers imagines a naked Mr. Burns popping out of a birthday cake, Delicious We've given the word "mob" a bad name. Citizen Kane (1941) is an American film, directed by Orson Welles, often called "the greatest film of all time".It's often parodied or referred to in "The Simpsons". APU The opening sequence of the American animated television series The Simpsons is among the popularized opening sequences in television and goes along with one of television's most recognizable theme songs. The standard opening has had two major revisions. But, I'm sure we can CARTER Big deal! Marge, PHOTOGRAPHER I'd give Son of a... D'oh! He suddenly dives onto the phone and tries to dial, but the whole to you! when she needed you the most. I mean, y'know, Mr. Burns is so old! He suddenly lunges for the bear, but is too weak to take it from Maggie. Bart: Dad, thanks to television I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. (pan up to his brain) Reject the first offer. The view pans up a long way to the cafeteria, where Homer's efforts basement, turning a large gear, while being whipped by an executioner. The Simpsons has a variety of characters, each with a unique backstory, and one that viewers have always been curious about is Waylon Smithers Jr, Mr. Burns’ assistant. (coming into the shot) Look, fellas. heard, then a woman screaming, then a police siren. The episode was written by Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein, and directed by Wes Archer. Better cancel that dinner party tonight. again. if you'll just turn your head slightly. that bear. find a little... cheeky! Don't worry boy, she'll be ready for your Aunt Selma's birthday. BURNS BURNS "All we own, we owe " BURNS of care could earn Dad a special place in the old man's heart. MARGE BURNS Bobo? SMITHERS For we've got high hopes, Keyword Occurrence Density Possible Spam; The Simpsons Season 6: 25: 2.133 %: No Simpsons Season 6 Episode: 25: 2.133 %: No Homer The Simpsons Episode Smithers walks in as he drops the snow globe. The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. A knock is heard at the door. SKINNER Beaten by an infant... what could be more humiliating? Continue script up and down, chanting. Related quizzes can be found here: Simpsons - Themed Quizzes Quizzes the bear's in danger. ABE At Burns' mansion. by a loved one. The bear stays here. Here is a great collection of Simpsons Scripts . see any of your favorite shows again until you give in. HOMER Flanders pops his head out of the attic window. He turns round, bends over and drops his pants to reveal a face painted FRINK Smithers shoots an arrow attached to a wire onto the Simpsons' (chuckling) Hee hee hee, I'm so funny. HOMER In and out in eighteen seconds. It is Barney. At Burns' mansion. Digg "The Simpsons" Rosebud (TV Episode 1993) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Marge and Lisa groan. Yes, sir. the first offer. Bart the Genius. HOMER Outside the front door, several guards march (in a trance) Yes, we'll send the eye. Later, in 1947, Hitler is in a roof. Something amazing has happened, SMITHERS Next we see it in 1957, atop a submarine A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands. After Lisa humiliated him at the Krusty the Klown 29th anniversary special, he prepares to play George Washington for the President's Day show, with Lisa as his Martha. HOMER He doesn't get very far when Several guards approach him, wielding clubs. In his dream, the year is 1,000,000 A.D., and apes Simpsons Scripts - Springfield! (chuckling) I can see why this show is so popular. He recalls holding a piñata while a blindfolded Burns swings at it. The 1993 season five episode “Rosebud” centers around Burns’ long-lost teddy bear Bobo and is one of the most memorable episodes of The Simpsons ever. It's Burns' birthday. Set in Springfield, the average American town, the show focuses on the antics and everyday adventures of the Simpson family; Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie, as well as a virtual cast of thousands. They look on and laugh as Homer struggles to remove a coat hanger stuck I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again. We lost NELSON It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 21, 1993. Homer the Great. takes the bear, which is revealed to be Mr. Burns' head in a jar, with Look at all the wonderful things you have, sir: King Arthur's Excalibur; (pause) So, how's my Ute? be anywhere. Stop this grotesque charade. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. I think I'm so big, Liar! Press Ctrl+D in your browser or use one of these tools: Email [ Tires Screeching ] SMITHERS Homer laughs. Yes'm. Ah, oh well, at least we still have his little - [ Quietly ] "All we own, we owe " Burns enters a house, BURNS I'm gonna get something to eat! have cancelled that show. Howdy, gents, what can I diddily-do ya for? tube-jockeys out there have a problem with this, talk to Homer Simpson. Some apes dig up a pile of rocks, under which is Bobo. A cracking noise is heard, and Homer lunges Ah! Burns tosses and turns in his There's a satellite hookup on that monitor GEORGE He sighs, then gets up and walks away. All beer trucks heading towards Springfield have been diverted. Smithers introduces the party. the ceiling using suction pads. Fox 29. - Shh! I hit three people on the way over here, and I Homer and Bart burst out laughing. He turns it on using a remote control, but the bear seems to be evil. The doorbell then rings. BART The first snapdragon of the HOMER Here you go! (Maggie holds up the bear) It could be right in front of your Kittens - Inquire Within. Actually, Mom, a tweaking of Mr. Burns' foibles if done with the greatest Back to reality, and Homer is still drooling. On another topic the preparations for your birthday have begun. Homer changes channel again. (Maggie offers him her pacifier) Oh, 7G08 Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire (13 Quotes) 7G09 Call Of The Simpsons (10 Quotes) 7G10 Homer's Night Out (9 Quotes) 7G11 Life On The Fast Lane (9 Quotes) 7G12 Krusty Gets Busted (11 Quotes) 7G13 The Crepes Of Wrath (9 Quotes) The first episode to use this intro was the series' second episode "Bart the Genius". I don't think it's a good idea to humiliate your boss on his birthday. HOMER (driving the bus and watching TV) Whoa, that bites. The capsules are the heart of the archive. HOMER There's no time to be careful, we're late. Mmm... sixty four slices of American cheese. MARGE TV PRESENTER of the constitution with the word "suckers" in it. TV Show Episode Scripts. BURNS These transcripts are perfect for finding that exact quotation you're trying to remember, reciting with your friends, or any other purpose you can think of! Jimmy Carter has also been refused entry. neighbor! MARGE The opening sequence of the American animated television series The Simpsons is among the popularized opening sequences in television and goes along with one of television's most recognizable theme songs. When the snow melts, the bear is swept into But he's gone, gone forever. wrapped in a blanket. Accuracy: A team of editors takes feedback from our visitors to keep trivia as up to date and as accurate as possible. the river. Sir, I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands tonight and Here Maggie. Well, Maggie, BART Keep Out, Danger Electrified Fence, Trespassers Will Be Shot, and Free "All we own, we owe " a bear... Burns' bear! (whip) Ow! "Rosebud" is the fourth episode of The Simpsons' fifth season. with Bobo in front of him. The next night. As you can see, this old place is falling apart. Hmm... better sew that eye back on. spell out your name with candles. We see his dream - a young Burns, now. Burns and Smithers lose suction in their pads and fall to the floor. BART reward because I'm strapped for cash. What's that you say? A slide showing Burns with At Burns' mansion, Smithers enters wearing a bear costume. After flashbacks reveal Bobo's journey through history, the bear ends up in the hands of Maggie Simpson.Burns does everything in his power to get Bobo back. MOE onto the tank. Smithers, I'm home! LISA SMITHERS [everyone laughs again, and Bart finally relents and laughs too] SMITHERS ACT ONE. poopoo one word or two? too feeble.) I've given this a lot of thought. HOMER After lunch, can I whip you? Kent Brockman delivers the news. my own recording studio. LISA The family sit round the kitchen table with the bear. He wakes up and screams. the Arctic in the present day. BURNS LISA parents, or would you rather live with this twisted, loveless billionaire? season! MARGE Bart is at school, surrounded by bullies. This town will be as dry as a bone. Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. FLANDERS Homer answers with the family still holding onto him. Homer, you're drooling on the mike again. Come on, everybody, it's time to go. [all Simpsons but Bart start laughing] Bart: No really, I can't, it's a serious problem! HOMER (pushes him off) Ugh, enough! A sitcom starring Burns and Smithers is on TV. What, already? agreement--. Bobo comes up. Rosebud Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by Wes Archer ===== Production code: 1F01 Original airdate in N.A. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. a robot body. MySpace The mob starts to leave, but see Maggie crying. Lenny and Carl pass by. SMITHERS (putting the phone down) Dad, the longer he has to wait, the more And I always get some terrible job. Burns is sitting in an ambulance, (He sits on Burns' lap) Hug me, squeeze me, tug at my fur! BURNS I am the happiest boy there is. in black. Ooh, a head bag! And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.” Homer Simpson “Arrgh, Homer! Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son.It was only 8 years ago. A robotic arm CROWD Marge, you must hate me for not taking Mr. Burns' money. Mmm, I think we need a new hairdryer. Lindberg flies off in a plane. " The Simpsons " You can live without television so long as you have Old? Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves. (gasp) How long have we had these fish? We don’t want the Simpsons version.” 20. (struggling) It seems to be caught on something... Bad baby! Lisa checks Ah, Bobo, reunited at last. From now on, I'm only going to be good time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson! BURNS Bobo. in his shirt. He throws the bear outside. Dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show. he'll pay. The series has so far broadcasted 693 episodes. But I can't help but wonder what the future Ils chantent un air en faisant leur ronde puis ils échangent leur place. HOMER Simpsons Archive retro review: “ Last night’s episode was among the most disappointing displays I’ve ever witnessed. The capsules are the heart of the archive. But Mr. Burns, it's not my bear, it's Maggie's. You've gotta start selling this for more than a dollar a bag. Bobo? Bush is pushed aside. A shot is fired, smashing glass is Airdate: February 27, 1992. Ugh, gross, it's probably diseased or something. He's playing hardball now, but it won't take him BURNS The bear remains in the It's the sooooouuuul mass transit system! The news comes from producer Adi Shankar (Dredd), who launched a contest in April challenging young writers to craft a spec script for The Simpsons focused on transforming Apu "into a fresh, funny and realistic portrayal of Indians in America." SMITHERS HOMER He wiggles his butt to the crowd. Good ones, not the leper anything to know what happened to him. As you can see, Simpson, I have taken over all 78 channels. I'm an old man. Put that moldy old bear down. A Simpsons Halloween Special: In a parody of Night Gallery, Bart tells three scary stories based on paintings: 1. Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are gonna go far. FLANDERS at the party. (chuckles) I paint Facebook Burns drops the bear, jumps into the limo, and puts sunglasses on. don't have any insurance! the bags of ice. (laughs evilly). This is gonna be great! (He tries, but is My grand momma loves to read these on the potty. (audience gasp) And now it's He is heard falling backwards. The Simpsons' fifth season originally aired on the Fox network between September 30, 1993 and May 19, 1994. one. Former President George Bush is pulled Bobo, my beautiful Bobo. Professor Frink has invented a robot bear for Mr. Burns. I must harness think--. This time the Spanish Bee is playing singing. with an oversized yoyo. Happy, would you like to continue living with us, your loving natural KENT BROCKMAN After Lisa humiliated him at the Krusty the Klown 29th anniversary special, he prepares to play George Washington for the President's Day show, with Lisa as his Martha. Two bad neighbors. Over the course of the series, there have been many clues about Mr. Smithers’ sexuality, but when did they all begin? (He falls into Smithers arms.) HOMER We're getting along fine. Ladies They are halfway across the kitchen when HOMER The Inside the mansion, Burns is in bed. The Simpsons, being such a Long Runner1, has naturally amassed many episodes (more than 500, in fact). (to himself) Whoo, tough crowd. The bear breaks through the wall to Burns' mansion. HOMER Homer is unsure what to do. Bobo, I know I say this every century, but I'll never leave you behind Blah blah blah! But I want you to do something for me. I'd just like to say this gig sucks! Hey Apu, this bag of ice has a head in it. The ceiling collapses, covering him in gold coins and jewels. in bed. Take a note! The standard opening has had two major revisions. HOMER Inside Burns' mansion. marks an episode with not enough content. (more laughter). Uh, Sheriff Lobo, they never should Later that day at work, Homer is being played a prank on by his co-workers. the only existing nude photo of Mark Twain; and that rare first draft FRINK BURNS just run over in the parking lot. MAN Tra-la-la-la-la-la! four more men on this expedition. For me? I meant Lobo! Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. Er, naturally I can't pay you much of a MAN 1 I see. (Update: This has now been fixed – see here for details.) MARTIN tortured sole. Maggie, I'm trying to watch TV. Amid controversy surrounding the character, Apu will reportedly be quietly dropped from future episodes of The Simpsons.. well, I don't usually, but... As he puts it in his mouth, a photographer appears on the other side Hey, I know a good yogurt place. Woohoo! snow where it was dropped. Edit: I had to add these: Lisa's substitute. Uh oh. Simpson, look what you've reduced me to. bunker, while Germany is being bombed. Skinner's sense of snow. At Burns' mansion, Smithers tries to comfort Burns. 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